The voting public brought you Kris Allen this week and Barack Obama. It says something about the collective judgement of Americans.

Can't even trust them to get it right with a singing competition.

I'm not ready to let states like California, Oregon or New York with their poor voting record, bring down the Great State of Oklahoma. I say we incorporate with Texas, secede to form a new country with a population larger than Australia. We'll be close to 30 million strong. Our land mass will be a quarter of a million square miles. By joining Texas we'll have shore line, a major port and we'll enjoy the lowest unemployment among all of our neighbors.

We'll call her AmeriCAN. You know like Niger and Nigeria. Two countries almost one name. But economically separated from the madness. I hope you get a laugh out of the American Idol comparison.